Living in Tamarindo
WARNING EXPLICIT MATERIAL!!! Pene Grande Para Halloween!
Ok so it’s not that explicit but I thought I’d put the warning out there for me madre. Sorry mom if you are about to read this but yes your son thought it would be absolutely hysterical to dress up head to toe in a penis suit for Halloween.
Only Way to Roll...Erect!
And man was it funny. I’ve never had a better time dancing to old school 80′s rock music than being completely covered in a penis suit. Let’s just say I was a fan favorite of the ladies for the night.
Just the Tip
Penis - Check , Surfboard - Check
One Penis Suit: $49.99
4 Double A Batteries to Keep Me Inflated : $8
Being a 6FT Pene: Priceless
You should try surfing in your penis suit. The pictures would be hilarious.